When my mum wants to know who ate all the food

lmaogtfo:

play-the-game:

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When my mom asks me why I don’t go out

• Television: In the criminal justice system--
• Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

effie-and-mahogany:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.

Replying to a comment that pissed you off. .

“Ardd, this bitch wanna play. .”

retarded seals.

zackisontumblr:

AMEN.

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of only new followers
& everyone that follows HER

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